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Old Mar 14, 2006, 07:21 PM // 19:21   #1181
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He was hiding in my closet.

So where is my rent for being in my closet?
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Old Mar 14, 2006, 07:22 PM // 19:22   #1182
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in the closet hiding

why cant the internet at home work?
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Old Mar 14, 2006, 07:29 PM // 19:29   #1183
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cause of the provider

why r providers evil?
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Old Mar 15, 2006, 02:44 AM // 02:44   #1184
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Because they don't eat things.

Where does money grow from?
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Old Mar 15, 2006, 12:47 PM // 12:47   #1185
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down the back of the sofa... go on have a look i bet you find some growing down there


why is this?
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Old Mar 15, 2006, 12:54 PM // 12:54   #1186
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Because there's rats down there.

How big is Devona's butt?
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Old Mar 15, 2006, 02:29 PM // 14:29   #1187
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dunno but im not gonna ask her cos she has a large hammer!!

how big is your butt?
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Old Mar 15, 2006, 04:39 PM // 16:39   #1188
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=O..........

Why cant i think of a question?
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Old Mar 15, 2006, 04:43 PM // 16:43   #1189
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Because yor mind has gone blank.

Why cant i touch my toes?
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Old Mar 15, 2006, 04:50 PM // 16:50   #1190
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because your to lazy to reach down to do it


Why am i browsing here instead of doing class work?
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Old Mar 15, 2006, 05:13 PM // 17:13   #1191
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Because you're not a nerd, but a loser.

Why not invent a toilet-chair to put behind your pc, that also works as a refrigirator?
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Old Mar 15, 2006, 05:16 PM // 17:16   #1192
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Because that would make you a nerd?

Why is the earth round?

(btw to your post, im sitting in class that is basically an independant study =P)
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Old Mar 15, 2006, 05:18 PM // 17:18   #1193
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It isn't round, that's jsut an optical illusion.

Why is school boring?
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Old Mar 15, 2006, 08:11 PM // 20:11   #1194
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Because they dont want you to get hopeful that you will have a good day.

Whats thier problem with us having good days?
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Old Mar 15, 2006, 08:38 PM // 20:38   #1195
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dunno, but they reinforce it with hard chairs

why are all desks for right-handed people?
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Old Mar 15, 2006, 08:51 PM // 20:51   #1196
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because the majority of the world is right handed... (they actually do have left handed desks)

why is the cheese in my fridge green?
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Old Mar 15, 2006, 11:24 PM // 23:24   #1197
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its been in there too long, duh

why did i answer seriously?
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 01:25 AM // 01:25   #1198
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because thats how u roll

how much can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???¿¿¿
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 02:55 AM // 02:55   #1199
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2 logs, they get tired...

Why do they get tired?
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 09:59 AM // 09:59   #1200
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cos they get run over (tired - tyred as in car tyre)

sorry that was a truly awful joke! i wont give up my job just yet!

does anyone have a sense of humour i can have?
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